Cardcardcar's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Surviving the Snowstorm]

good job getting on featured fellow scratcher! i remember playing this on scratch before it even was on ng! i really like the port.

[Piconjo Sp33ch]

Acc0rdin6 2all kn0wn law$
0f aviati0n,

t3hr3 iz n0 way a b33
$h0uld b3 abl3 2fly.

It$ win6$ ar3 2 $mall 263t
it$ fat littl3 b0dy 0ff t3h 6r0und.

T3h b33, 0f c0ur$3, fli3$ anyway

b3cau$3 b33$ d0n't car3
what human$ think iz imp0$$ibl3.

Y3ll0w, black. Y3ll0w, black.
Y3ll0w, black. Y3ll0w, black.

00h, black and y3ll0w!
L3t'$ $hak3 it up a littl3.

Barry! Br3akfa$t iz r3ady!

00min6!

Han6 0n a $3c0nd.

H3ll0?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- 0an j00 b3li3v3 thiz iz happ3nin6?
- I can't. I'll pick j00 up.

L00kin6 $harp.

U$3 t3h $tair$. J00r fat3hr
paid 600d m0n3y f0r th0$3.

$0rry. I'm 3xcit3d.

H3r3'$ t3h 6raduat3.
W3'r3 v3ry pr0ud 0f j00, $0n.

A p3rf3ct r3p0rt card, all B'$.

V3ry pr0ud.

Ma! I 60t a thin6 60in6 h3r3.

- J00 60t lint 0n j00r fuzz.
- 0w! That'$ m3!

- Wav3 2u$! W3'll b3 in r0w 118,000.
- By3!

Barry, I t0ld j00,
$t0p flyin6 in t3h h0u$3!

- H3y, Adam.
- H3y, Barry.

- I$ that fuzz 63l?
- A littl3. $p3cial day, 6raduati0n.

N3v3r th0u6ht I'd mak3 it.

Thr33 day$ 6rad3 $ch00l,
thr33 day$ hi6h $ch00l.

Th0$3 w3r3 awkward.

Thr33 day$ c0ll363. I'm 6lad I 2k
a day and hitchhik3d ar0und t3h hiv3.

J00 did c0m3 back diff3r3nt.

- Hi, Barry.
- Arti3, 6r0win6 a mu$tach3? L00k$ 600d.

- H3ar ab0ut Franki3?
- Y3ah.

- J00 60in6 2t3h fun3ral?
- N0, I'm n0t 60in6.

3v3ryb0dy kn0w$,
$tin6 $0m30n3, j00 di3.

D0n't wa$t3 it 0n a $quirr3l.
$uch a h0t3had.

I 6u3$$ h3 c0uld hav3
ju$t 60tt3n 0ut 0f t3h way.

I <3 thiz inc0rp0ratin6
an amu$3m3nt park in20ur day.

That'$ why w3 d0n't n33d vacati0n$.

B0y, quit3 a bit 0f p0mp...
und3r t3h circum$tanc3$.

- W3ll, Adam, t0day w3 ar3 m3n.
- W3 ar3!

- B33-m3n.
- Am3n!

Hall3lujah!

$tud3nt$, faculty, diztin6uizh3d b33$,

pl3a$3 w3lc0m3 D3an Buzzw3ll.

W3lc0m3, N3w Hiv3 0ity
6raduatin6 cla$$ 0f...

...9:15.

That c0nclud3$ 0ur c3r3m0ni3$.

And b36in$ j00r car33r
at H0n3x Indu$tri3$!

Will w3 pick 0urj0b t0day?

I h3ard it'$ ju$t 0ri3ntati0n.

[Pico Clicker]

beat it

[Alien Hominid]

epix

[Pico vs. Uberkids]

Damn competitive.

[Bendee: The Game (2003)]

Pretty good for a 3rd attempt.