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Recent Movie Reviews

16 Movie Reviews

honestly it’s old, yet still holds up to today, i like to see this as a cool and calm animation by matt.

this is so funny lmao

d a m n

Recent Game Reviews

6 Game Reviews

good job getting on featured fellow scratcher! i remember playing this on scratch before it even was on ng! i really like the port.

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0f aviati0n,


t3hr3 iz n0 way a b33
$h0uld b3 abl3 2fly.


It$ win6$ ar3 2 $mall 263t
it$ fat littl3 b0dy 0ff t3h 6r0und.


T3h b33, 0f c0ur$3, fli3$ anyway


b3cau$3 b33$ d0n't car3
what human$ think iz imp0$$ibl3.


Y3ll0w, black. Y3ll0w, black.
Y3ll0w, black. Y3ll0w, black.


00h, black and y3ll0w!
L3t'$ $hak3 it up a littl3.


Barry! Br3akfa$t iz r3ady!


00min6!


Han6 0n a $3c0nd.


H3ll0?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- 0an j00 b3li3v3 thiz iz happ3nin6?
- I can't. I'll pick j00 up.


L00kin6 $harp.


U$3 t3h $tair$. J00r fat3hr
paid 600d m0n3y f0r th0$3.


$0rry. I'm 3xcit3d.


H3r3'$ t3h 6raduat3.
W3'r3 v3ry pr0ud 0f j00, $0n.


A p3rf3ct r3p0rt card, all B'$.


V3ry pr0ud.


Ma! I 60t a thin6 60in6 h3r3.


- J00 60t lint 0n j00r fuzz.
- 0w! That'$ m3!


- Wav3 2u$! W3'll b3 in r0w 118,000.
- By3!


Barry, I t0ld j00,
$t0p flyin6 in t3h h0u$3!


- H3y, Adam.
- H3y, Barry.


- I$ that fuzz 63l?
- A littl3. $p3cial day, 6raduati0n.


N3v3r th0u6ht I'd mak3 it.


Thr33 day$ 6rad3 $ch00l,
thr33 day$ hi6h $ch00l.


Th0$3 w3r3 awkward.


Thr33 day$ c0ll363. I'm 6lad I 2k
a day and hitchhik3d ar0und t3h hiv3.


J00 did c0m3 back diff3r3nt.


- Hi, Barry.
- Arti3, 6r0win6 a mu$tach3? L00k$ 600d.


- H3ar ab0ut Franki3?
- Y3ah.


- J00 60in6 2t3h fun3ral?
- N0, I'm n0t 60in6.


3v3ryb0dy kn0w$,
$tin6 $0m30n3, j00 di3.


D0n't wa$t3 it 0n a $quirr3l.
$uch a h0t3had.


I 6u3$$ h3 c0uld hav3
ju$t 60tt3n 0ut 0f t3h way.


I <3 thiz inc0rp0ratin6
an amu$3m3nt park in20ur day.


That'$ why w3 d0n't n33d vacati0n$.


B0y, quit3 a bit 0f p0mp...
und3r t3h circum$tanc3$.


- W3ll, Adam, t0day w3 ar3 m3n.
- W3 ar3!


- B33-m3n.
- Am3n!


Hall3lujah!


$tud3nt$, faculty, diztin6uizh3d b33$,


pl3a$3 w3lc0m3 D3an Buzzw3ll.


W3lc0m3, N3w Hiv3 0ity
6raduatin6 cla$$ 0f...


...9:15.


That c0nclud3$ 0ur c3r3m0ni3$.


And b36in$ j00r car33r
at H0n3x Indu$tri3$!


Will w3 pick 0urj0b t0day?


I h3ard it'$ ju$t 0ri3ntati0n.

beat it

Recent Audio Reviews

7 Audio Reviews

so good even it’s tricky’s theme

cool man

mmmmmm remembers

Recent Art Reviews

18 Art Reviews

neco the rapper

Whoa my god, this is SO good, especially with the fact that it’s a collab!

he might be able to beat shaggy

I'm Cardcardcar, a professional dumbass. Why are you here? Probably for the funny.

Female

Poopy fard h3dd

That one school

Idk :P

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